Silly Goose Tank

Silly Goose Tank

Pacific Blue / S

$55.00

1/8

Silly Goose Tank

$55.00

ColorPacific Blue

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Meet the Silly Goose Tank—bad ideas, great execution. Made for sun, drinks, and decisions you’ll defend later, this one keeps it light, breathable, and just reckless enough. The relaxed fit and drop armholes bring the comfort—everything else is on you.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather: 85% cotton / 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²)
• Soft-washed, tight-knit midweight fabric
• DTG printed graphic
• Relaxed fit
• Ultra-soft feel
• Sleeveless with drop armholes

Size Guide

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.62
M	20.25	28
L	22	29.37
XL	24	30.75
2XL	26	31.62
3XL	27.75	32.50
4XL	29.75	33.50

Measurements are in inches. Relaxed unisex fit — size down for a more fitted look.

Premium Feel

Looks expensive. Feels it too.

Holds its Shape

Unlike your plans.

Effortless Fit

Does the work. You take the credit.

Excellent

4.9

/ 5

based on 167 reviews

This Shirt Is Dangerous. ☠️

There’s something about it… every time I wear it, the night escalates. Not saying it’s the shirt... but it’s the shirt. There’s something about it… every time I wear it, the night escalates. Not saying it’s the shirt... but it’s the... There’s something about it… every time I wear it, the night escalates. Not saying it’s the shirt... but it’s the shirt.

Luca

Wore It Out. Didn’t Make It Home Early. 🫩

Fit was perfect. Decisions were not. 10/10. Fit was perfect. Decisions were not. 10/10. Fit was perfect. Decisions were not. 10/10.

Shawn

Zero to 💯 Real Quick.

Put it on, went out, things happened. Zero regrets. 10/10. Put it on, went out, things happened. Zero regrets. 10/10. Put it on, went out, things happened. Zero regrets. 10/10.

Maria

Wore It Once. Now It’s My Personality. 🤘🏼

Didn’t plan on making this my go-to, but here we are. It just hits every time. Didn’t plan on making this my go-to, but here we are. It just hits every time. Didn’t plan on making this my go-to, but here we are. It just hits every time.

Chase

Actually Premium. 🤌🏻

Was expecting a funny tee. Got a legit high-quality shirt that fits perfectly and somehow looks better after every wash. Was expecting a funny tee. Got a legit high-quality shirt that fits perfectly and somehow looks better after every wash. Was expecting a funny tee. Got a legit high-quality shirt that fits perfectly and somehow looks better after every wash.

Nikki

Total Babe Magnet. 👕🧲🐈

I had a few tanks in my rotation for Coachella, never talked to so many hot babes in my life. I had a few tanks in my rotation for Coachella, never talked to so many hot babes in my life. I had a few tanks in my rotation for Coachella, never talked to so many hot babes in my life.

Josh

Bought One. Ordered Three More. 😍

Quality surprised me. Designs are unreal. Already building a rotation for every weekend. Quality surprised me. Designs are unreal. Already building a rotation for every weekend. Quality surprised me. Designs are unreal. Already building a rotation for every weekend.

Jen

This Shirt Is a Problem. 😵

Every time I wear it, the night goes sideways. Not blaming the shirt… but also not not blaming it. Every time I wear it, the night goes sideways. Not blaming the shirt… but also not not blaming it. Every time I wear it, the night goes sideways. Not blaming the shirt… but also not not blaming it.

Fox

Too Many Compliments. 😍

People kept asking where it’s from. Honestly got annoying. Still wearing it again this weekend. People kept asking where it’s from. Honestly got annoying. Still wearing it again this weekend. People kept asking where it’s from. Honestly got annoying. Still wearing it again this weekend.

Jessica

Things Escalated Quickly. 🫨

Put it on for a casual drink. Ended up somewhere I can’t explain. Shirt held up though. Put it on for a casual drink. Ended up somewhere I can’t explain. Shirt held up though. Put it on for a casual drink. Ended up somewhere I can’t explain. Shirt held up though.

Jesse

This Isn’t Just a Tee. ⚠️

It’s more like a warning label. Looks good, feels better, causes chaos. It’s more like a warning label. Looks good, feels better, causes chaos. It’s more like a warning label. Looks good, feels better, causes chaos.

Amanda

Quality’s Actually Legit. 🤩

Came for the design, stayed for the fit. Way better than expected. Came for the design, stayed for the fit. Way better than expected. Came for the design, stayed for the fit. Way better than expected.

Jason

Not Subtle. At All. 🚨

Exactly what I wanted. Clean fit, bold vibe, zero chance of blending in. Exactly what I wanted. Clean fit, bold vibe, zero chance of blending in. Exactly what I wanted. Clean fit, bold vibe, zero chance of blending in.

Jill